疯狂的草 发表于 2020-2-29 20:27   全显示 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1时髦妈妈。 时髦的妈妈,带着两个孩子搭车,她向卖票员买票。妈妈:“这小女孩子八岁,小男孩十岁,两张半票,而我全票9一张。”卖票员:“小姐,你这男孩都穿长裤了,不只十岁了吧,怎么会买半票呢?”妈妈:“哦!原来是以裤子来计算的,那么你看,我是否应该免费了。

2哥哥不要舔了 那里是尿尿的地方。”mm面色潮红无力地说着。哥哥抬头邪魅地看了一眼mm,继续低头舔着马桶

3北方男人到南方吃饭,男:馍馍多少钱?女:摸摸五十。男:下面呢?女:- -百。男愤然:水饺呢?女:睡觉二百。男惊叫:一-碗二百?女:- -晚四百。 经验总结:南方消费确实高。
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