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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、a:深海里的鱼为什么长的那么难看?b:深海里很黑嘛~谁也看不见谁,所以大家都随便长啦~

2、看到一个无线路由器评价,笑死我了:“想给无线路由器的厂家提点意见:以后的产品还是不要用三根天线为好,你们有没有想过,三根天线就像三根香,中国人比较忌讳。”

3、古时侯,有一对情侣隔江相望,男子喜欢写诗,每当写完一首就折好藏在鸭子羽毛里让鸭子游到对岸带给女子鉴赏,他的朋友建议道:“信鸽岂不更快。”男子解释道:“这是她的要求,我写的诗一定要鸭运。”

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